She’s analytic?
very—VERY. She has a thing to
schedule on her phone.
Was La La Land worth
the Academy Award?
No, no it was not.
Each time I start to
grow hair I can feel that is
what we fight over.
You need to post more.
No one cares if you hashtag
#fitmom—it’s for the likes.
How was your workout?
Let’s talk about that later.
Breakfast burrito.
Stacks and stacks of boxes and clothes.
I mean she’s in transition,
but I thought she was so meticulous.
I’m just kidding just
kidding you want to slap me
right now don’t you, ha
But everyone
makes it to the world cup, right?
Nooooo
There is nothing worse
than trying and failing to
get more followers.
In the midst, while on
the search for treasure, a trove.
Behold, eavesdropping.
Sophia is an Orange County based writer with a penchant for comedy. She once overheard someone say writers are snobs, and she has been trying to live up to this standard ever since. So far, her snobbery includes an exaggerated respect for people who can spell “weird” right on the first go (she can’t), and those who believe a love for the Harry Potter series indicates superior taste in literature. Her friendship has been called “sometimes good” by her mother, and “useful” by her cat. Don’t miss out.